Moss and Roy use a football translation website called Bluffball[a] to gather quotes to pass themselves off as knowledgeable football fans in order to make new friends and get free drinks. They are invited to an actual game, and Roy is invited to a poker night, but when Roy finds himself in debt to one of his new acquaintances, he offers to do them a favour by driving them to their event. However, he is shocked to discover that the event is a bank robbery. Meanwhile, Jen has trouble dating a man who Roy remarks looks like a stage magician.